What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:14
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Quasi consequatur unde doloremque saepe ut veritatis.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some good books on AI ethics?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Attenborough's Ocean a Brutal, Beautiful Wake-up Call - Newser
No way
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Used vehicle prices ease from tariff fear-buying highs but remain elevated - CNBC
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
How Moderna Went From Pandemic Hero to Vaccine Victim - WSJ
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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What is your twin flame story?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some good inspirational movies?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...